As previously mentioned, you are a BOY named JAKOB and you HATE PEOPLE sometimes. You're usually a pretty NICE GUY, though every once in a while you can be sort of a HUGE DICK. You are the HEIR OF DOOM and a little too proud of this. It's really annoying, actually. You turned 18 way back in NOVEMBER, which makes you a SCORPIO. You will frequently BLOG about your BORING LIFE and FRIENDS even though you know that no one really cares about that too much. You also keep up with a variety of FANDOMS, but try not to get too involved. Remarkably, you have all of your F♥♦R QU♠DR♣NTS filled despite not having a life.